Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL
(Source: i-was-born-a-unicorn, via raveioli)
In the 4th grade my friend told me that her mom got pregnant from eating a can of peas because she didn’t have a dad
Well I believed her and didn’t touch peas for about a year and then during the 5th grade video I asked if you could get pregnant from green vegetables. I was embarrassed and proven wrong.
nayx:
these people cant be real
(Source: keepingupwiththegifs, via beyoncebeytwice)
sabrina gets a little too silly but she manages to set the record straight
(via urbancatfitters)
If The Purge was real I’d probably get high and hold a Taco Bell hostage to be my personal chefs for the evening
(via grandkanye)
I still love this though. beats everything else.
(via serialkillerconcubine)
